Captain Jack Hoff’s Seamen Wipes - Novelty Wet Wipes - Weird Gag Gifts for Men - Travel Size

Captain Jack Hoff’s Seamen Wipes – Novelty Wet Wipes – Weird Gag Gifts for Men – Travel Size

Captain Jack Hoff’s Seamen Wipes – Novelty Wet Wipes – Weird Gag Gifts for Men – Travel Size

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Captain Jack Hoff’s Seamen Wipes - Novelty Wet Wipes - Weird Gag Gifts for Men - Travel Size

Captain Jack Hoff’s Seamen Wipes

A filthy vessel can be a sailor’s downfall. Not only is it uncomfortable, good luck getting anyone to board! Talk about a bitter end!

Seamen Wipes are a surefire way to deep six any barnacles that may be soiling your sailboat. Keep a pocket pack of convenient wet wipes handy.

Funny Gift for Sailors Who Enjoy the Occasional Solo Adventure

Captain Jack Hoff’s Seamen wipes are perfect for friends and family who understand the importance of keeping their vessel in peak condition!

CRUSTY VESSELS AREN’T GOOD – A dirty captain is unhealthy and unappealing to passengers. Be prepared for anything wherever the North Star may lead you. A pack of Seamen Wipes is a handy helper when you need to swab the deck. Just pull out the discreet, travel-size pack and clean up any deal-breaking barnacles that may be hanging around.
HILARIOUS GAG GIFT FOR MEN – If you’re looking for a showstopping gag gift for a special man in your life, your ship has come in! Everyone in the room will get a kick out of this hilarious pack of novelty wipes. Surprise your friends and family with this gut-busting package of Seamen Moist Wipes and you’ll be a legend on land and at sea.
A HEALTHY LOAD OF SAILING HUMOR – Not only is this funny sailor gift sure to catch your friends off guard and deliver loads of laughs, they’re also super useful moist wipes. Hilarious and handy are always a blast.
HAND USE ONLY: Seamen Wipes moist towelettes are a hysterical addition to gift baskets, birthday presents, Christmas stocking stuffers, or care packages. They’re also perfect for Secret Santa gifts or White Elephant Gift Exchanges.